Let's Go Girls

Every morning, I wake up to this song...

Since it's the first thing I hear every morning,

it gets stuck in my head a lot. 

However, there is a problem.

(I know you're asking how could there be a problem when you sing this masterpiece in your head all day long?)

The problem is:

I am terrible at singing the right lyrics. 

Here are a few of my favorite portions 

of my version of the song in red

and the real version in black: 

no inhibitions make no commissions 
No inhibitions--make no conditions

Get a little out of line
Get a little outta line

ain't gonna ask a libllee collect...
I ain't gonna act politically correct

(I know libllee collect doesn't mean anything. But, it's the best I could come up with in the moment of singing. Plus, she does not have the best diction. haha)

the best thing about being a woman 
The best thing about being a woman

is the perogative to have good fun and
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and...

(Obviously a misspell of prerogative, but I thought I was making that word up! I was surprised that I was remotely correct with that one)

oh ah ah ooh beating a wild yeah you and that in sky
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild--yeah, doin' it in style

comb of my hair do of the dare

Color my hair--do what I dare

weed o weed o wance we only wanna dance
We don't need romance--we only wanna dance

(weed o weed o wance?? YOU try figuring out what she's saying without seeing the lyrics!)

Haha. I love it. 

I'll have to share some more 

of my genius lyrics with you in the future.

Look forward to my version of

Single Ladies. 

It's too good.